Luc...:r W. HALPIN P OBOX 563 MOUNT ANGEL, ORE. 97362
MRS. A. C. PECK
Beth-El, "The House of Goel," its name: Thine may it ever truly be!
A place of holy ministries,
A sacred dwelling, shared by Thee!
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2-Thy Presence ever fill this house! Thy love be ever manifest
To all who come within these doors, And weary suff'rers here find rest!
BY MRS. A. C. PECK Written at the dedication
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AKNUJ\L STAFFEditor-in-Chief. ......... ..... MILDRED E. LLOYD Business Manager ............. AMY \\'lLLS Advertising Manayers ... ~Ill.DRED \VtLSON, FLORI,XCE l\IoRGAN Miscellaneous Editors ... FL01H:):CE DENNY, ELJ.ZABETJL HART Calendar Editors ... ···-·MAnET. Brees, Miss GREEN Joke Editors ......... FLORIKE LAYTO:>;, \\'tr,r.A KLIKGN.ER P-icture EditorL ... ELVA vVALLACE, Lucy \VR1G11T, L liCILE HART
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BISHOP CHARLES L. ::\ii EAD ...... ·-······-···•···.President BISHOP E. L. WALDORF ... ··· ······vice President vV1LLIAM LEKNox .... . .......... Treast,t,rer
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H . JORDAN ... . ··••·-···•···s ecretar'j' W. L. HARTMA::\" ... . . .......... Chairman Exect,t,tive CommitteeG. M. HENDERSOK. ... ....... .Vice Chairman Executive Corwmittee
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... _ ... ···-···· ... .Secretary Execidive CommitteeMRs. D. B. STREET DR. C. S. WooDs K.
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DAVISS.S. KLYKE
0. \V. AUMAN
:MRS. vV. S. :MORRIS
Gov. HE:-;rRY J. ALLEX
BISHOP En HUGHES 4 -,. MRS. A. C. PECK
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A. DIEKMAN 0. H. SHOUP C. \V. HANCHER E. N. EDGERTONC.
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DR. P. 0. HANFORD, Chief of StaffDR. 0. R. GILLETT, Secretar)'
DR. C. F. GARDINER, Training School
DR. L. R. ALLEN DR. E. B. LIDDLE: DR. C. R. ARNOLD DR. EDWIN I. BACKUS DR. GEORGE: BAKCROF'l' DR.
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BECK DR. A. A. BLACKMAN DR. L. W. BoRTREE DR. L. G. BROWN DR. GEORGE A. BOYD DR.J.
H. BROWN DR. \V. A. CAMPBELL DR. \\-. A. CAMPBELL, JR. DR. G. B. CHANDLER DR. S.J.
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GYDESEN DR. THOMAS G. CORLETT DR. F. L. DENNIS DR. C. H. Ev AKS DR. A. M. FORS'l'ER DR. F. A. FAUST DR. C. 0. GIESE DR. G. B. GILBERT DR. G. B. GruroRE DR. H. C. Gooosox DR. JAMES A. HART DR.J.
R. HANEY DR.L. H. HILL
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B. HARTWELL DR.J.
H. HEREFORD DR. C. E. HARRIS DR. A. C. HOLLA.ND DR. F. 0. KETTLEKAMP DR. T. R. KXOWLES DR. P. M. LENNOX-5
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Ortlio pedics ....... . Pediatrics .... . Surgery ................... . Essentials of JI edicine ... Gastro-lntesti11al ······-···. Eye .......... .
Nervous and ,ll ental. ... . Anesthesia ............ . Gy1ucology .............. ..... . Tuberculosis .. Contagious Obstetrics ... j\l[ as sage ... .. 7 . Di<. V ANDEKllOOF DR. WoonWARD . ... DR. TIMMONS . ... .DR. HANFORD ···•··DR.BROWN ···DR. HOLLAND . .... DR. l\1AGRUDER ···DR. STE\.ENS . .... DR. RJCHMOND .... !JR. Z. H. ~1lcCLA:NAJIAN . ... DR. GARD11'F,R
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Gt;Y J\I. HA1\'.1\'.ER, A. B.
Superintendent of Beth-El Hospital
ANNA R. PE1\'.G!LLY, R. N. Superintendent of :'-J" urses Rt:TH ROETH LG, R. N. Xight Supen·isor BEULAH \VEIDMAN, R. N. Instructor
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HELLE~ HrcKMAK, R. N.
Operating Room Supervisor
ENA MORRIS Dietitian
REBA \\'rLSON, R. N. Head Nurse of Third Floor
ANNA NORDEN
X-Ray and Laboratory Technician
AKNE RAXDAl,L Druggist
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AB E:L B LGGS ··•····• . ··· ... ···-·•· ... .. ·•··•-···-· ... ... Pre sid en tMILDRED \Vn,soN .. .. ... T ice President
MILDRED Lwvo.-... . ... Secretary and Treasurer
Motto: I am among you as one that erveth.
Flower: Lavende1· and white sweet peas.
Colors: Lavender and white.
LIFE
Life itself is but a toy
Filled with duty and with joy;
ot too closely should we guard
Our brief time from being scarred; l\'ever high on musty helves
Should we hoard it for ourselves;
It is something we should hare In another's hour of
care-Something we hould gladiy give
That another here may live;
\Ve should never live it through Keeping it as good as new.
-Edgar ,/. Guest.
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MABEL l\1Al1Y Brccs-"BrGGETY"
Kansas City National Training School for Deaconesses and Misionaries, Kansas City,
Missouri.
"Sing away sorrows, cast away cores."
FLORINE Luc11.F. LAYTox Delta High School, Delta, Colo.
"S111iles always; she has dimples, hence it pays."
Mn,DRED H. \\·11.sox-"\\"1LL" Carbondale Union High School, Carbondale,
Colorado.
''She needs no eulogy, she speaks for herself."
FLORENCE ELIZABETH DExKv-"D1x"y"
\Valton High School, \\"alton, Kansas "ft doesn't always pay to express one's thoughts,
that is wh31 1 talk so little."
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HELE:-; DOROTHY :-I1tLER-"T1NY"
Colorado Springs High School, Colorado Springs, Colo.
"A vest pocket edition of a real woman."
AMY HoFF'.\lA!'- \ \'1tts-"GRAND'.\1A"
Kinsley High School, Kinsley, Kansas "Speak to lier of Jacob's ladder and she'll ask
:you the nnmber of steps."
MILDRED E. LLOYl>--"!1111." Trinidad High School, Trinidad, Colo. "But there is 11otlii11g half so s·weet i11 !if e as
lo1'e's young dream_·,
VIOLA Et\"A \\.ALLACE-"\\"ALLIE" Kansas State Agricultural College, Manhattan,
Kansas.
"She has a stern look but a yentle heart."
-JS-~tntorn of tqr Qllann of
1924
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ROM the farm and from the city, from the school room andfrom the of-fice there were young women who wanted for
them-selves the discipline, the knowledge, the ability to be useful that
nurse training would give.
Of the many everywhere who felt that desi1-e to serve, thirteen
dared to hope to be the Beth-El class of 1924.
One by one we came, with fear and trembling we came and we
donned our blue gingham and white aprons and entered a new world.
The first thing we learned was that scrubbing shelves and
basins, dusting and polishing could be made a beautiful service and
that anything that needed to be done was worth doing well. The
motto of a nurse might be, "If it is doubtful, it is dirty."
Our class 11·ork was our joy and olll- sorrow. It was sometimes
like castor oil-necessary, but, oh! my! Did we study? Miss Rich
was our instructress and if you know her you kno11· we studied. A
~ oman who loved her task, who was especially gifted in the ability
to impart knowledge; a born teacher.
A nurse's life is one of constant anticipation. There is always
a goal just a bit ahead to work toward; just one more hill to climb
bc-f ore you reach the top. 'No boy in his first long pants was ever
as proud as a nur e when she has been in ti-aining three months and
gets her cap, bib and cuffs. She ha climbed the first steep hill; she
is no longer a Probie, she is a real nurse.
I remember how anxiously we awaited the time when our
names would appear on the bulletin board under the heading, "
Inter-mediates," instead of Junior and ho11· when that time came ll'e grew
at least an inch. Then we moved from the Junior to the
Inter-mediate table in the dining room and we grew another inch.
Xurses should all be tall by the time they finish training, because
aside from the stretching we do with each hill we make, we have
-many gro\\·ing pains. If l should enumerate in thi5 history all of
the times the members of this class have been called to the
superin-tendent's office, the times we have been called down, and called up and called back it \\"Ould be like the old story of the bird that was
carrying all the grains of sand from the sea shore to heaven, and
all the pages of all books in the worlds, etc., etc., my story would
never end. Yes, we have growing pains, thanks to our
superin-tendents and head nurses \\·ho have done their best to make good
nurses of us.
\,Ve haYe each spent practically six months of our trammg on
night duty. This might be the ha1-dest part of our three years were
it not that our night superintendent is a woman of channing
person-ality and wonderful poise. \ \/hen she is in charge we know that
all \\'ill be well and the right thing will be done at the right moment. One by one we have been told, "Miss So-and-so, you will 1-eport
to the Operating Room for duty this morning." It was then we
felt like the man \Yho is told he is to be shot at sunrise, and the man
who is told, when all the ballots are in, "You have been elected,"
all in one. But, of course, we acted like someone had said, "Molly,
,Yill you peel the potatoes?"
The 0. R. is a nurse's \!Vaterloo or her sah·ation. If she can
keep her head \I-hen all about her are losing theirs and blaming it on
her; if she can trust herself when all doubt her, and yet not look too
good or talk too wise; if she can hold on when there is nnthing in
her except the will which says to her, "Hold On"-(with apologies
to Kipling)- she'll be a nurse some clay.
'v\lhen three months of operating room training are finished we
feel like the mountain climber who has made the hardest hill in the
d;:,y's climb but the goal is not yet reached. The white cap peak
looms in the distance. \,Ve get oui- econd wind and the hill in front
of us is Head Xurse \\'ork, a real test of the foundations of a
nurse's training.
Now ,\·e are Seniors, we have our Black Bands, the three
stripes on our slee,·es. Being a Senior is a grave responsibility and
-a wonderful responsibility. Ask the younger nurses if we are accepting our responsibility, if we are working effectively at our task as Seniors. They know.
Three years ago thirteen of us came to Beth-El as strangers. Only eight of us are making the last hill together. We were strang-ers, but now we are friends-the kind of friends who know your faults and love you just the same. Vve have worked and played
together, yes-played, for there are times when nurses do just that. But there is one more hill. 'vVe have a mental picture of the top of this hill. It has a flag pole on the highest rock and on top of the pole are emblazoned the letters R. N. Some of us have been
saying for months, "Next week I am going to begin studying for
State Board Examination." But next week never comes while
State Board does come steadily nearer. There seems too many things a nurse looks forward to with fear and dread but when they are history instead of prophecy, we wonder why we worried. We are all hoping to the time when State Board will be in the "Why Worry" class.
Our motto has been, "I am among you as one that serveth." It
might well be our life motto because a nurse's life is always Qne of
service and she learns that it is better to give than to receive. -M.M. B.
18-<!llaB!i Jropqery
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\VAS the night before Christma . The "travelers" were it-ting before the open fire remini cing. Between them was a small table packed high with gifts of every ort. On this same table in a tray were ix letters, each addres eel to "The Travelers, F S. Hospital, Janeau, Alaska.'"Shall we read them now?" asked one of the other and upon her assent the top letter was opened and read.
"To the dear Travelers: Just a word of greeting to let you know that I never forget for a moment. Here I am in the worst section of this big city and I can see enough joy and happiness each day to want to pas it on to each human I see. That i why I am sending you two, far away, my heartiest Christmas greetings."
"Dear old Biggety, how I would love to see her. And Mil, can't you see her now, laughing away all cares and incidentally all 'squelching '? nd who in the world 1s this from? Gee, Mill, Layton' married."
"To dear 'Willie and Mil: Not much time to write for, oh Gee! I'm busy. But anyway, Merry Christmas and hope to see you· this time next year. 111 living in Los Angeles and the busiest
woman! Thi married life! Dates with the butcher and baker and
candle-stick maker. More dates than I ever had at Beth-El. Willie, I have at last laid 'our kimona' away in the _crap bag and marked it, 'Memories.'
"\.'hite real soon, Travelers.
"FLORIN 8."
This one is postmarked Kansas. That is either from \,Viii or Wallace.
"Merry Chri tma , Travelers: S'pose you are nowed in up there. Kansas is most as bad as Alaska as far a snow i concerned though. I am a mighty bu y woman for my duties are many, but right around Christma I begin to think of the promise we all made to remember each other at Christmas. And I always eem to find time to remember each one.
"Happy New Year, Travelers.
"THE MOTHER ( ?) OF Slx."
-"\Veil, guess we don't have to guess who that is from, do \\·e M ii? ::--J ow you read the other three."
"Dear Kids: J am still thinking and dreaming 'pictures' and last night I dreamed I was back in Beth-El taking pictures of the
medical profession and some way you t\\"O kept popping from every
corner saying, 'How many more to take, \Vallie?' You worried me
a lot so I am writing to tell you to ease your minds, that \\·e have all the M. D.s countenances in our annual. If you'd ever look at it you \\"Ould find out. And as a side line, to wish you both a merry
Christmas and a happy X ew Year.
"\;I,' ALL l F,."
"Gosh, \Viii, I neYer kne,,· that "·e plagued \Vallie that much about those pictures. And imagine her insinuating that \\'e never look at our annual. Say! I'm going to have her get me a new one
if there are any left-mine is all to pieces from being looked at so much. This letter is from Denny."
"Dear Travelers: Have you eve1· gotten a Christmas Greeting from Africa? \Veil, I had never gotten one from Alaska before.
My sister and I are alone here and if you two are as homesick as
we are my Christmas Greetings will be as welcome as those
wonder-ful spring days we used to have in Colorado Springs and had to stay
inside and look out- when we had time to look out. I am enjoying my work here so-that is compensation.
"Have had greetings from all our class. Good old crowd, isn't it? Three cheers for the class of '24.
"DINNY."
"\Viii, I wonder \\"hich is worse, being homesick in Alaska or
homesick in Africa?"
"Not a great deal of difference, I imagine."
"This last one is from :Miller. She is still in the Springs." "Dear Travelers: Suppose you haven't much time to read lengthy letters and besides, it won't take long to tell you that I wish you both a mighty merry Christmas and a 'homecoming ~ew Year.' I am at Brady's San. and am crazy about my work. I see all the doctors at times. Beth-El is just the same. Isn't it funny how it always seems like 'home.' I'll tell everyone you know 'hello' when I see them. vVrite soon.
"HELEN DOROTHY .. ,
-20---"Say, \\'ill, do you reckon we'll ever get back home;,••
"Kid, tomo1T0\1· may be Christmas. but \1·e ha \·e lo work j u~l
the same. I'm going to hit the feathers. Ho\\. about you?''
"H'm, do you remember how \1·e used to say \\·hile still on the
six a. rn. schedule that, 'Believe you me, \\"hen I gel out of tn1ining
I'm going to sleep until ten a. 111. every day'? But. \Villie, you didn't
answer my question; are \\"e ever going to go home?"
"?\o work, no pay; no pay, no go home. And clon·t e\·er men
-tion to me again this sleeping until ten a. 111. I'm telling you now, :Vlil, my disposition \\"ill stand a heap but when it cornes to rubbing things in; ,veil, 'nu£ sed'."
"Oh, well, all right. You needn't get sore. Merry Chri~tmas,
fellow traveler."
"Happy New Year, fellow traveler."
-M. H. \\·.
-Qllans Bill
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E, the members of the Senior Class, have been called upon to make a will. A will suggests death, sadness and funeral solemnity, all of which eems most inappropriate, for we are neither dead nor approaching that stage. On the contrary, we hope for many yea1·s to be a very alive alumni of this school, in which capacity we shall alway be ready and eager to give willing help and understanding sympatJ1y to all tJ1e undergraduates of our dear Alma Mater. \Ve have, however, for three years been taught that we must conform toe tablished customs, so we wilt obligingly feign tJ1e necessity for this document and give you our last will and testa-ment, a follows:WE, THE MEMBERS or, T:E-IE CLASS OF 1924, of the City of Colo
-rado Springs, County of El Paso, State of Colorado, being of sound and disposing mind and memory, do hereby ordain, publish and declare this to be our last will and testament. We now proceed to devi e and bequeath:
First, we devise to the trammg school, in trust for those to follow, our ho pital, which we, the Class of 1924, have learned to lc,ve and revere.
Secondly, we bequeath to all probies the green-eyed wonder of bashfulne , eagerness, but with alJ, fear which comes to all when entering B. T. S. N.
In tJ1e third place, to the Juniors we bequeath the feeling of elation which comes from knowledge iliat they have pierced the mystery and are now fully initiated into the great community from tJ1e heights of which pride iliey can look down with poise and dis-dain on the flounderings, both social and intellectual, of the uniniti-ated-the probationers.
FourtJ1ly we bequeath to next year's Seniors, the happy, mad days so full of duties and plea ures that twenty-four hours do not suffice to accomplish everything.
These we bequeath witJ1 the following personal gifts to the
Beth-El Hospital Training Scl ool:
Miss Biggs bequeaths to Miss Klingner her deaconess cap.
-22-Miss Layton wills to -22-Miss Rowe the right to kid the doctors, and to Miss \,Vright the honor of coddling the patients on second floor.
Miss \Vilson leaves her bobbed marcelle to Miss Haber. Miss Miller bequeathes to Miss Vickers her size, height and dignity.
Mrs. \,\'ills leaves to Miss D. Miller the privilege of having her second piece of pie.
Miss Denny bequeathes First Floor to Miss Barton .
Miss Lloyd bequeathes to Miss Endres her ability to sleep soundly during night telephone calls and Big Ben alarms.
Miss \Vallace bequeaths to the Misses Morgan, Endres and Hart the priYilege of being torch bearers to their class as she has been to he1·s.
Signed, and attested to, this first day of May, A. D. 1924.
Witnesses:
C. DAKINS
M. CITRATE
CLASS OF 1924.
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Sometimes, my pals, in the evening, ,\t the close of a busy day,
\\'hen you sit in your dormitory,
Thinking thoughts you dare not say,
You think of things as they used to be,
And smile a tired smile,
As you say to yourself for the hundreth time,
"Is it really ,yorth the while?"
Then you pick up the e,·ening paper,
And you read where the happy bunch,
\\.ho used to make up your former life,
Is giving a sleigh party or a lunch,
Or the crowd that you used to run "·ith, Is giving a "beefsteak fry,"
Or a picnic at Prospect Lake,
\Vhy, you feel so blue you could cry.
Then there's gypsy trails so alluring,
To "green fields and pastures new,"
To try them is such a temptation
-But none of these things are for you Until you receive your diploma,
Some day in the future so dim,
Till then it is hard ·work and study,
='Jot very much pleasure thrown in.
You "·ill wonder and ponder the question,
This first year that you are a nurse,
.\nd you'll ask yourself over and over, Could I pick out a calling much \\·orse?
But you'll smile to yourself and admit it, \ \"hen you finish the "last long mile." . \nd you sign "R. ?'.\." at the end of your name,
That 'twas really worth the while.
-Frances Delk.
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OFFICERS
FLORENCE MORGAN ... . ···-···-····President LUCILE HART ... •-···•···•···•··-··s .. . ... ··-··· ...• . -··· ........ Vice Pre sid en t FRANKIE RowE ... ·-···•···-··· .... Secretary and Treas1trer
Motto: We were born not for ourselves, but for others. Flower: \Vhite rose.
Colors: Green and white.
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FLORENCE EooRA ::\loRCAx-"::\foRcre" Sioux City High School, Delta, Colo.
··[ do11't beliei·e in taking things seriously."
EuzABE'rH LiTTLE HAt,P.-"::\IuTT" Grand Junction High School, Grand Junction,
Colorado
'·True to her word, her worli, her friends."
FRAXKic Lon;; Rowe-"FRANKJE"
Fountain High School, Fountain, Colo .
.. Black are her ~yes as the berries that grow by the ·way side."
Dou.,e l\IARY M1LLER- "DoLL1E"
\Vyley High School, \Vyley, Colo. '' fo this sweet girl you are sure to find, . I girl who is thought[ ul, loyal and kind."
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\Vn,L.\ D. KuxcNE:R-"B1u" Wray High School, Wray, Colo.
"Take it easy, lwz:e your fun a11d let the old world flicker"
Lucv \VRrcuT- "l'Eccv"
Centennial High School, Pueblo, Colo.
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"Faithfnl, gentle, good,
TV earing t!te rose of womanhood."
LENA EuzABE:Tli ENDREs-"HEAVY"
\Vest Denver High School, Dem·er, Colo.
"£7..•er gentle, good and true,
A friend to me, and a friend to yo11."
LUCILE HART-"PAT"
East Denver High School, Denver, Colo. "A person with so brilliant mind,
rou will admit is ltard to find."
®ffirrr!i of Junior Qllan!i
EuzABETII HoPPER. ... . . .. President
V101,ET ALLME.KDIKGER. ... . . ...... ... Vice President
HELEN SEIBERT... .. ..Secretary and Treas1trer
1Iotto: Ring the bells of the future with the ropes of the past. Flower : Tea rose.
Colors: Silver and pink.
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MRS. Wooo
My, tJ1e nurses make a clatter,
Always something is the matter,
Shriek and shout and bang and noise,
All from girls, there are no boys;
Many a treasured nap is broken
Many an angry word is spoken, Many a con flab, brawl or riot Interrupts the hours of quiet. Many nurses in a dwelling
Oft indulge in needless yelling,
There's a lot of e\·ening lunches Where each girl plays in hunches; Though she is being treated now Tomorrow night she'll treat somehow. There is constant love of giving, Where these nurses all are living.
"Yes, these nurses keep me busy
Picking up until I'm dizzy, There's no end, it see1i1s, unto All the things I have to do. And in spite of all endeavo1-,
Still disorder reigns forever;
Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday,
Any clay the home's untidy."
Right you are, oh, weary Mother,
But \\'e'll take you to another
House where all is strangely still \Vhere no racket ever will
Set its keepers to complaining,
And where order prim is reigning;
Lovely home! But could you bear it
With no nurses there to share it?
M.H.W.
34-AME; AVERSIOX D1vERSION Dr. Richmond ... ·-···•··· larm clocks ... ·-·-···-· Jones Pool HaII Mis Pengilly ... ·-···-···Bobbed hair ... Finding a new job for
Mr. Toops Mi s Roethig ... ·-···1 oise_·-··--••·-···•-··-···· Romeo
Dr. Shiver ·-···-·Republicans ... Removing gall blad
-der Mi Hickman._. ···-·A quiet day ... ·-·-·-Demi ta se
Mr . Wills ... ·-···Chapel ... __ ··-·-···-···-··-··-- yrup Mis R. \ ilson .. _ ... _·-··-·- lamming doors ... Indians Dr. \tVinternitz ... -··-···-·-'low and ea y ... - .. Dave,
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Dr. . lien ... Local anesthesia ... Red hair Dr. Mahoney ... Early ri ing ... _ ... True storiesDr. Gillett... ... Flapper ·-···-···-· .... -.... _ ... Lavender and old lace Dr. Hanford ... urgical a istant ... Kidding
Mi \i\Tiedman ... Untidy dormitorie ... Probationers Mis 1. Wilson ... Bread pudding ... Fond papas Mis \ allace ... _ ... Hen parties .... ·-···-···. Vacations Dr. Timmons ... -·-····-···Crying babie ... _ ... Perfume Dr. Patter on ... -... Early ton illectomies ... Joke
Mis Denny. ... Speed_ ... U. P. Church Dr. R. K. McClanahan . rrny .... ·-···-·--··· ... Navy
Mis Biggs ... _. ···-··· \I\ a te1· dogs ... ·-··· Bi rd s
Mi s Layton... . ... Nurse ' convention ... Chocolates Mi Iorton ... Call duty·--··· ... _ ... Laboratory Dr. Haney.·-···•····progress notes... peeding
Ii H. Miller.. ... Lecture ... ···-··· Eyebrows Miss Randall... ... Old age ... Doctor Miss Lloyd ... Jewish 1 rofiles ... De erts Mi s \ einmeyeL. .. ·-··· eing teased ... Clergy Mi Allen ... Straight hair ... Buick Mis· Bakke ... Taking footprint".. ... Male patients Mis Z uiderweg_ ···-···Cuffs ... Chocolate undaes Dr. Vanderhoof.._ ... Gagger ... ... Phi Garns
Mr. Hanner ... 1onthly reports ... Dietetics Mi·· Morgan ... Third ea L ... Black bands Mis Hale ... -... '' Men" ... Early rising Mi Klingner ... '... .. ... ... . ... Mo t everything
1i Rowe ... Living alone ... Doctors Miss Miller ... Ma sage ... _Eating ~Ii Wright... ... tf. D ... -... Ob ervation Mis End re ... Hiking ... Sleep Miss Hart... ... _ ... Retracting ... "Jack"
"You aid you had a date "·ith a crowd?" "Ye , her mother tayed in the room with u
35-Qlalrnber
September 1- Ele\·en Probies arrive.-I-T\\·el fth probie arrives, three days late and departs before she even dons her uniform.
6- Departure of Johnny Songs.
8- Picnic in the canon; steak fry for probies. 9- One a. m. Last of the picnickers walk in. 12-J uni ors dine at Bruin Inn.
I-I-Doctors' lectures begin with Dr. Brown on Essen-tials of ).fedicines.
18- ::VIiss Houghtby finishes training and goes home. 22- Palmer Pa1·k is scene of re\·elry. Mr. Hanner stars
as champion eater of roasting ears and runner of the gunny sack race. ).{iss Han·ey a close second.
October I-Lamar falls d0\1·n clothes chute; apparently no wo1·se
for the experience but surprised that "the thing did not have a bottom."
2- Eleven pro bi es and four juniors shot by Dr. Han ford. The criminal escaped as usual.
15-Miss Bodeen is taken ill with scarlet fever.
16-The kitchen of the nurses' home is made more com-plete by a set of dishes and other gifts by the ex-seniors.
27- Dr. Hanford loses his ]Vlurphy Button.
30- Hall011·e'en party at the ~urses' Home. Party honored hr the presence of :\[iss Ginty.
Xo\·ember 3-Drs. Hanford and Gilmore appreciate Mrs.-- - -action in the matter of the ).Iurphy Button.
29- Turkey and cranberry sauce eaten with great gusto in the nurses' dining room.
December ]-Affiliation with observation hospital. The Misses Biggs and Layton return from Children's Hospital,
De1wer, and the ::VIisses Miller and Klingner take
their places.
Arrival of nine new probies. Miss Pengilly spends
her hours off duty varnishing chairs for the new
nurses' dorm.
-36-13-A party of hikers trail off to Bruin Inn. Miss Wilson
carries out Miss Pengilly's prophecy in that she lost
her class pin which she had had two days.
ZS-Nurses entertained by the Vessey Glee Club in a
delightful program, musical and otherwise. The chief
feature of the latter being a recitation by Mr. Vessey
entitled, "Miss Hickman's \Vhite Socks."
Another chapter in the old story is started by Grace
and Gabriel.
24-Miss Pengilly takes Rev. Upton to the Neilson
con-cert.
25-Christmas party in the parlor of the Home, the chief
means of entertainment being Santa Claus, the
Christmas tree and the candy sent by the doctors.
January 6---The bath tub on third west ran o,·er and flooded the
operating room. Rather distressing. ·
Also the rubber nipples were burned; no particular
party blamed for it as usual; there was no one to take
the blame.
9-Romeo disappeared. :\Tight supervisor goes into
mourning because the proverbial theory that "cats
come back" does not prove true.
10 to 31-Kothing unusual or exciting except that there were a
few birthdays, but we will be nice and say nothing.
The older we grow the touchier we are about our ages.
February 1-Ann Green leaves trnining and loses her chance for
an "R. K." in preference to a "Mrs."
12- New sterilizers installed on third east. Hooray!
Leon Barkey was a patient here for nearly two years
was one of our hospital pets. He was dismissed,
practically cured of an advanced case of osteomyelitis.
19-The elevator dressed up in a new fancy coat of paint.
Miss Reba \Vilson prefers to walk the stairs for she
she feels like a "bird in a gilded cage." Vl/e wonder
if she has experienced that feeling before.
20- The third finger on Yliss \Veinmeyer's left hand is the
center of great interest. There are some interesting bets up concerning this.
27- Big party in kitchenette.
29- Miss Biggs finishes training. Biggs says, "Hooray!"
March 3-Annual goes to press.
-Is the elevator nmning? I'm first for the tub on second.
How many late leav s do you get anyway~ Got anything to eat in your room?
\,\ihere's Mrs. ·wood; I'm looking for keys. May I borro,\· your iron?
Lend me an apron, I spilled cocoa on my last clean one. Let's hike up to Bruin Inn.
vV11at do we have for uppe1-? Is the mail over yet?
You better not let Miss P ngilly know you have bobbed your hair. Telephone!
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D. R. ! ! !Sh ! Don't you know there is a lecture tonight? I just can't tudy when I am on night duty.
Oh, shucks! "\Vedne day. Have to make my bed today.
J wonder who will relieve for me tonight. Have you corrected our papers yet? \i\lill Dr. Brown be here tonight?
Any 0 . B. in tonight?
, ny new patients on rny floor?
Nurses and Doctors
do not need to be told the neces ity of Life Insurance with a Disability Clause. Several of our local physicians have from fifty to eighty-five thousand dollars protection. An Endowment Policy is a guarantee you will not be poor when your producing year are gone.
W. H. Manning
District ]\I{ anager Connecticut ll!fo,tual
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llqat llr ijrar JJrrotn flrmbrra of tqr
.Alumni
Miss Julia Ray Work and Miss Edna Ashenhurst are visiting nurses in Coloi-ado Springs.
Miss Phyllis Orsatti and Mrs. Alyce Hare Shaffer are school
nurses in Colorado Springs.
Miss Mary Danielson, Miss Bertha \Veaver, Dorothy DeBoer
and Mary Stewart are employed in doctors' offices.
Miss Fannie Titsworth is a public health nurse in Sedalia, Mo. Miss Millicent Fuller has completed her course for deaconess
in Kansas City and is now doing settlement work in a mining camp near Morgantown, \Vest Virginia.
Mrs. Helen England Foster, Mrs. Bertha Barker, Mrs. Mada-line Chadbourne Kerr, Mrs. Esther Tandy Padin visited in Colo-rado Springs last summer.
Ruth Riddle's marriage to Mr. George C. ·white, •57 West
Ninth street, Long Beach, Calif., has been?
Miss Ivah Shellenberger has retired from army nursing and is now doing private nursing in Colorado Springs.
Mrs. Hila Cameron Bancroft is Yery happy moving into her new home, 1322 East Platte avenue.
Mrs. Raydia Wright Munson writes us from Boulder that she
has t\vo very fine boys and she is taking vocational training at
Boulder University.
Miss Hellen Hickman is operating room supervisor at Beth-El Hospital.
Miss Ruth Roethig is night supervisor at Beth-El Hospital.
Mrs. Ruth McConnell Ainslee is a missionary in Guatemala City, Guatemala, and has charge of a training school for native girls. Miss Nina Mack is doing private nursing in Long Beach, Calif.
\,Ve have the announcement of Leona Y.[cl\fichael's marriage to
J.
W. Mills, of Rowood, Ariz.Mrs. Catherine Riley Craft announces the birth of a son.
Miss Ruth Craft is doing private nursing in Kinsley, Kansas.
-40-Mr . Georgia ·\Vidney 1\lcock i - very happy keeping house.
Mr . Ethel Carlson \\·an has much interest in the \\'oman's Club.
1i s Zorah Harding is doing private nursing in Iowa.
Miss Anna Brandenburg is doing in titutional work at C'raomor.
Miss Grace Houghtby is doing private nursing in abbona, Ill. Mrs. Minnie Icensee Bushman we hear from at 622 V\'e t Carillo, Santa Barbara, Calif.
Miss Pearl Peter on is doing I rivate nur ing in Gypsum City, Kansas.
Miss Freda Morris is doing public health nursing in Ying ton
r\venue Hospital, Brooklyn, T_ Y.
Nm es doing private nur ing in Colorado Tyle1·, Clara Carson, Mr . Haney, Florence Betti son Florence Louden, Opal Stan ford, \Vanda Fuller, Mrs. Krebs, Miss Beaty.
Springs are: Edith tevenson, Minnie Dorothea Harvey,
Mrs. Strong would be pleased to hear from more of the Alumni member to enable her to make a better report fo1· next year's annual
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CLASS OF 1907
SARAII E. BRADSHAW, 2171 S. Columbine St., Denver, Colo.
CLASS OF
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909
EMMA ABSCIIER, (MRS. J. F. HosSMAK), Inspiration, Ariz., Box
195. CLEMMIE IRVIN.
NELLIE M. JOYCE.
CLASS OF 1911
MRS. \N. C. ARMSTRONG, (MARTITA E. CLARK), Darby Ranch, Lytle Road, City.
MARY ROGERS, 275 Third St., Tracey, Minn.
CLASS OF 19]2
WmNIE D. BRADBURY, 407 Farmers & Merchants Bank Bldg., Long Beach, Calif.
Miss IDA ANKENMAK, (MRs. C. E. HowARD).
MRS. C. H. BUSHMAN, (MIKNTE lSENSEE), 622 W. Carillo St.,
Santa Barbara, Calif.
MARGARETA CLEW, 1742 S. Twenty-ninth St., Omaha, Neb.
MARGARET LEATHAM, Cook Hospital, Fairmont, W. Va.
MABLE E. SMJTII, Hilton, N. Y., or Columbia University, N. Y.
1IRs. THOMAS
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HAMMOKD, (MARGARET Tnrn), 200 vV. Ains-worth Ave., Portland, Ore.
CLASS OF 1913
ELAlNE GULLETTE, 2100 Howard St., Omaha, Neb.
EUNICE M. HIGGINS, Canon City. Died 19]7.
LAURA M. PRJCE, 3650 E. Second St., Long Beach, Calif. JuLJA RAY WORK, 1030 N. Institute St., City. Phone 2155-J.
CLASS OF 1914
MRS. LURA STRONG ConLE, 101 S. Wahsatch St., City. Ph. 3535-M. MRS. ESTELLE DENTAN KINGMAK, Napa, Calif.
-MRS. HELEK FosTER, (E!->GLAKD), 845 \\·. Holt Ave., Pomona, Calif.
MRS. PEARL GEER HANCOCK, Kinsley, Kansas.
MRS. MARGUERlTE NEFF TROME, (MRS. J. D. GRANT.) Died 1919.
MRs. RuTn RrnDLE ·wn1TE. 457 \V. ~inth St., Long Beach, Calif.
MRS. LAURETTA SHEARER LATH.JER.
l'vlRs. MARGt:ERJTE Yoi.:x KERS.
CLASS OF 1915
MRS. BERTJIA BARKER SuEESLEY, 3718 Fifth St., Des Moines, Ia.
M1ss ETHEL FAWCETT, Kanona, Kansas.
LONA C. DUNHAM, 1030 Magnolia St., Long Beach, Calif.
MRS. E,·A \,VADE Dt:KE, Parkers,·ille, l\Iiss.
Miss Pnnus ORSATTr, 220 E. Yampa St., City. Phone Main 336.
J\.fRs. ALMA BARKES, (l\h:KsoK), Alamosa, Colo.
J\.hs. EDNA YouNKERS.
CLASS OF 1916
MRS. AUGUSTA BRowx1xG CATTO, 224 Mate St., San Mateo, Calif.
MARYE. DANIELSON, 704 );"_ Tejon St., City. Phone 3087-W.
EMMA A. HEusr, Derby, Colo.
MAUDE J. ScoTT, 2561 S. Maringo Ave., Pasadena, Calif.
hA SHELLENBERGER, 19 :'I". Thirteenth St., City. Phone 4144-J.
MARY E. STEW,\RT, 419 Cheyenne Road, City. Phone 4581-J.
EDITH MAE TYLER. 1426 X. Corona St., City. Phone 1872-J.
MRS. MYRTLE WIKTERS \\'1r.sox, 615 S. Durbin St., Casper, \,Vyo.
CLASS OF 1917
MRS. HILA CAMER01' BAXCROFT, 1322 E. Platte AYc.
MRS. MADELIKE CHADBOl'RXE KERR, Kinsley, Kansas.
MrLLTCE1'T FULLER, Purseglo,·e Postoffice, \V. Va.
MRS. HELEN SCHRADER GEORGE, Berryville, Ark.
l\fRs. MILDRED \VooD DRY11 I.JRST, 718 Auburn St., Rockford, Ill.
MRS. RAYDTA \VRIGIIT ML·!\sox, 810 uni,·ersity Ave., Boulder, Colo.
Miss Cr.ARE CARSON, 321 K. \\·eber St., City. Phone 2074.
CLASS OF 1918
EDNA AsHENHURST, 1826 Ridge\\'ay, Stratton Park. Phone 3419-R.
DoROTHY DEBOER, 321 ?\. Weber St., City. Phone 2074.
HELLEN HICKMAN, 505 Union Bh·d., City. Phone 2488-J.
--43-RuTn Ro1nmc, Beth-El Hospital, City. Phone 2830. MRS. ALYCE HARE SHAFFER, 2008 Oabrny, Stratton Park. Miss BERTHA \\'EA\'ER, 414 S. Cascade Ave. Phone 961.
CLASS OF 1919
MRs. RuTH McCoN:'.\ELL AINSLEE, Guatemala City, Guatemala, Central America. Box 174.
MRS. CECYL DoLPTI HANEY, 112 Lake St., Nob Hill, City. Phone 3033-M.
Mrss NINA MACK, 1210 1\/[agnolia Ave., Long Beach, Calif. MRS. LEOKA McM1cnAEL MILLS, Rowood, Ariz.
FRANCES MUSSER, 27 S. Fourth St., Zanesville, Ohio. Rune PENNY, 400 E. Bellgrove, Huntington Park, Calif. MRs. ALMA RrKEHART RAREY, Columbus, Ohio.
FLOREKCE STEPHENSON", 223 E. Willamette, City. iVIRS. MARY \VATTS MILLER, \Valsenburg, Colo.
1VIRs. PAULINE Ross KEAN, 57 \Vardin Ave., Bridgeport, Conn. CLASS OF 1920
Miss MINNIE BETTJSON, 1823 E. Bijou St., City. Phone 3298-W. MRS. GEORGIA WrnKEY ALCOCK, 1823 E. Bijou St., City. Ph. 3298-W M1ss RuTn CRAFT, Kinsley, Kansas.
MRS. KATHLEEN R11.EY CRAFT, Kinsley, Kansas.
Miss FRF.DA MORRIS, Kingston Avenue Hospital, Brooklyn, N. Y. Mrss PEARI, PETERSON, Gypsum City, Kansas.
lVlRS. ESTHER TA1'"DY PADIN, 1048 Regent St., Boulder, Colo. CLASS OF 1921
?\1IRs. ETHEL CARLSO!\ SWAN, Dixie ,\pts., City. Phone 4134-\V .. MRS. MARCARF.T DuCRAY RAYMAK, .\lamosa, Colo.
;,11ss GENEVA Joi; KSOK, Scandie, Kansas. 321 N. \Veber, City. Phone 2074.
CLARA E. RYAK, St. Mary's Hospital, Reno,, ev. 1\i!Rs. LEONA DACKER LA1M1t-CER, Sopris, Colo.
CLASS OF 1922
Z01uu FAY HARDl:'.\C, 810 Ensign St., Fort Morgan, Colo. FLORENCE LOUDEN, 219 N. \Vahsatch Ave., City. Phone 3137-J. OPAL STANFORD, 219 K. \Vahsatch Ave., City. Phone 3137-J. FANNIE TITSWORTH, 312 'vV. Broadway, Sedalia, Mo.
--44-CLA' OF 1923
LA
RA BEAT-TY, 313 Bonfoy. \·e., .1. ob Hill, City.AN ·A BRANDE>lll RG, 1107 . Twenty-fifth t., City. Ph. 3773-R. \ ANDA FULLER, 843 E. Monument St., City. Phone 3831-M. IRENE HARRIS, 1900 S. Pearl l., Denver, Colo.
DoRO'l'HEA HAJH"EY 843 E. :Monument St. City. Phone 3831-M.
KITTY HARE, 807 E. Monument t., City. Phone 271-+-J.
GRACE HouGR'fBY, habbona, Ill.
MRS. PEARL KRE:E , 1819 E. Bijou St., City. Miss RrcH.
Mrss JESSIE P1ER OK, Minneapoli General Ho pita!, Minneapoli , Minn.
Miss REBA \VILSON, Beth-El Ho pital, City. Phone 2830.
ollie Miller and ingle life
Together long had tarried;
Then he went away one day And lo, he up and married. 'Twas by far the bigge t shock
Our town had ever had;
\Ve all asked, "\\'ho's the happy man?" And ome one said "Her clad."
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Miss Layton- weet Mamma !Mrs. Wills- Listen, dear child! Miss Wallace- Delither u !
Miss H. Miller- I'.11 call and ask MoLll. Miss Denny-Dawgone !
Mis Biggs-He-He-He! Mis Wilson- Cock-eyed! Miss Lloyd- Papa love Mama? Miss Morgan- C'mon and smile! Miss Hale- The e men!
Miss Rowe-OH, KID! Miss D. Miller- Well n-o-w ! Miss vVright-"Teedle-de-de." Miss Hart-By John!
Miss Endres-My feet!
Miss Klingner- Gee! that' keen!
PATHOLOGICAL LABORATORY
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That Mi Pengilly abhors white enamel paint and crambled egg?
That Mi M. \1 ilson for<Yot her dignity one night in answer -ing- an emergency call by trying to climb down the ambulance entrance on her knees?
That Dr. Richmond claim to have no more privacy than a gold
fi h?
That P. 0. Hanford is offering a reward for any information concerning a Murphy button that u eel to be in hi in trument bag? That Mis Layton and Mis, Lloyd are keeping the home fires burning thi winter?
That papa love mama?
That Henry Ford and hi coupe are ardently admired by Mis Weinmeyer?
That old oaken buckets and moss covered buckets cannot be comr ared to a little grey bucket from t. Loui ? (Page Mis Roethig.)
That one premature oyster was divided po teriorly and anter-iorly between Miss \\'i Ison and 1i -- Lloyd at a recent oyster stew frast.
Beside a garage grew a rose, \Vind-tossed, with stem atilt;
One night un een Some gasoline
Onto thi ro e wa spilt. Adulterated flower juice
A bee did iJ next mom; nd now he does
o longer buzz,
But honks jut like·a horn.
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Jftrture
Miss Biggs, ,1·ith a pug nose. Miss Vickers, 11·ith nothing to say.
Miss Ross, with bobbed hair. Miss Rhodes, in a hurry. Miss D. Miller, a toe dancer.
Miss Habe1·, flirtatious. Miss Campbell, right handed.
Miss Sparks, singing in grand opera.
Miss Layton, with freckles.
Miss \Vilkins, talking too much.
J\:fiss Pollock, rude and boisterous. Miss Reiter, a mo1·ie actress. Mrs. Donahue, without a marcel.
Miss Barton, \\"eighing t\\"O hundred and fifty pounds. Miss Hare, flunking any subject.
Miss Mallory, getting lazy. i\-Iiss \Vallace, a brunette.
Une Allmendinger, without the other.
:'.\'.fiss Henderson, without her preacher.
Miss Hopper, the superintendent of the training school.
Miss Hale, glowing with enthusiasm over a lecture. Miss Denny, in a hurry.
l\liss Titus, on time for class.
Mrs. \,\fills, turning down "pie and coffee."
Miss Helen Miller, six feet tall. Miss Lloyd, on time for breakfast. Miss Zuiderweg, without "Maud.'' Miss Morgan, without curls. Miss Endres, without feet.
Miss Rowe, polishing doctors· in truments. Jeff and Mutt in reality- Hale and H. Miller.
Miss Hickman, gi,·ing Dr. Shi1·ers plenty of hemostats.
-48--Miss \Vright, without a smile. Miss Bodeen, out of observation.
Tis Seibert, making little throat ponges.
Dr. Richmond, in the 0. R. at even forty-five a. m. Miss Mildred \ Vil son, patient and se1·ene.
Chapel, ,\·ith all voice on 1i s ).1[organ' · first note. 1\~i s Pengilly, giving crubbing lessons to Ray. Mis Roethig, ,vithout a pet cat 01· dog.
Dr. Haney was called by Chief Harper for speeding.
"How many mile~ do you think you were going, Doc, about forty?"
"No, sir; I think I \\·as going about eventy," aid Dr. Haney. "\\ hat kind of a car have you?"
"A Chevrolet."
"I didn't knO\\. a Chevrolet could <TO seventy mile an hour,
Dr. Haney."
"\: ·ell," aid Dr. Haney, "this Chevrolet of mme 1 a special
car. It ha a Chevrolet chas i and body, but I put into her a couple of Pierce-Arrow gland ."
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The trapezius muscle has its ongm m the vertebrae and its
i11sinuation in the scapula.
The spirochaeta pallida is al o known as "sleeping sickness."
The inguinal canal goes from the nasal passage to the mastoid
region.
The sigmoid flexure is at the base of the sternum. _
The inguinal canal is the pas age of the vertebrae from one to
another.
Opthalmi eonatorum is a deformity of the head.
"Hart is fair and debonnaire,
And Wright's good company,
And Klingner is happy and always quite snappy
But Layton's the girl for me.
"For Hart so fair will give you the air,
At half pa t ten on the dot.
And Wright and Bill are much the same,
But Layton's the pick of the lot.
The other three say, 'G'bye' and flee,
But Layton's a bit all right.
For when you leave, she tugs at your leeve
It-take -her-a whole-hour- to ay GOODNIGHT!"
Overhea1·d in the urses' Parlor:
Mel: "I met the most unusual girl last night."
Mike: "Oh,_they're all that way for the first time."
Mel: "No, not this one. \h, e went to eat and he said she
wasn't hungry, and she meant it."
-50--Miss Pengilly entered the dining room. ''Do I understand that
there will be no dessert tonight?" Esther: "Yes."
Miss Pengilly: "Ye , ,,·hat i"
Esther: "Yes, we have no bananas."
I doctor myself with the aid of medical book .
Yes, and some day you will die of misprint.
Hale: "Have you seen Pete?"
Rowe: "Pete who?"
Hale: "Petroleum."
Rowe: "Kero ene him la t week and he hasn't benzine since."
-51-A RooM IK 'fHE °MATERXITY \YARD
"How long have you been dispo ed, my poor fellow·?" asked a fair vi itor at a ho l ital of a big negro who wa trapped up 111
bed with an injured back.
"Thi ain't no pose 'tall, mis·," ans,1·ered the patient in tones of di gust. "Dis am merely the careless manner in which dem for-getful doctors went away an' lef' me yestiddy."
One of out pretty nurses had for a patient a crabbed old mil-lionaire who kept her running in and out on trivial enands. He wanted the window opened and the11 he wanted it closed. The pretty nurse was kept bu y.
" ever mind," said Dr. Liddle, trying to be jocular. "He may ask you to marry him."
"Yes, he may," said Mi \\iright. "He ha about rµn out of other request ."
Mi s Hart is dodgino- Dr. \Vinternitz. \Ve wonder why?
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Mi Pengilly: "Do you t11ink, l\,h,,,; Klingner, that you should be out with that young gentleman so late at night unaccompanied hy a chap~rone ?"
Mi Klingner: "Don't worry, Mis Pengi't1y, he's no gentl e-man."
Violet Allmenclinger: "O doctor, I forgot to a.k you about that eye medicine you o-ave me."
Dr. Patterson: "\i\! ell."
Mi Allmendinger: "Do I drop it in my eyes before or afte1-meals ?"
Dr. Boyd: "Allow me to quote the word of ilie immortal \i\:ebster."
Miss D. Miller: "Come on, Miss Barton, let's get out of here. He' going to start on the dictionary."
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Is he gone or are he went, Has he left I all alone,
vVill he ne'er come back to me? Oh-it cannot was.
Dr. Staines: "Oh, officer, when I tell you why I speeded you'll let me go."
Officer: "\"lhy were you speeding?"
Dr. taine : "I was trying to catch up with that lady to see how her hat was trimmed."
Don't go in the water after a big dinner. Why?
Because you won t find it there.
"-but when an abnormal temperature i noticablc in the per-formance of your watch, it i trongly advisable to present it to our \,Vatch Doctor, who will properly diagnose the case for you. If it .is one which calls for either treatment or an operation, lie is well qualified to attend to it in an efficient manner.
"If it should be a ca e in which the 'patient' has li\-ed the alloted pan of life, let u show you our line of Hamilton, Waltham,
Elgin and Swiss watches, both in \nist and pocket styles. 'We
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A Mih\·aukee boy told hi teacher that hi sister had the measles.
"You go straight home, Johnny ., she said, "and don't come
l,ack until your si ter i well."
Johnny left in ~ hurry. After he was gone another little boy held up his hand and aid:
"Teacher, Johnny Dolan's i ter what has the mea Jes lives in
Philadelphia."
For beauty I am not a star,
There are other more hand ome by far. My face, I don't mind it,
Because I'm behind it;
It i the one in front that I jar.
Mis \ \" eidman: "How does a baby act with 'ricket '?"
Miss Pollock: "It bones rattle."
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A doctor brought a dyspeptic farmer a big brown pill. "I want you to try this pill at bed time," be said, "and if you can retain it on your stomach it ought to cure you."
The following day the doctor called again.
"Did you manao-e to retain the pill on your tomach ?" he
eagerly asked.
"vVell, the pill was all right as long as I lay a wake," aid the farmer, "but every time I \\·ent to sleep it rolled off."
To find a cure for all his ills He went to doctors, took their pill . To mineral sprincr and mountain peak He went, his wonted health to eek. To anatorium he \\"ent
On strength and restoration bent. To specialists of every kind, But no a si tance did he find,
And now wa left but one more chance; He went- was just to unny France
-The last resort he would not shirk
And so-he went- he ·went-to work.
Traveling salesman, whose line ,,·as oap, as he stopped beside
a stalled car in the country, called to the man beneath the car: "Ha e you a little Fairy in your home?"
" o," came the muffled tone of Dr. Bancroft, "but I have a
little miss in my engine."
Mis Morgan: "Did you know fi ·s Hale had a new nephew?"
Mis ~oethig: ".No i it a girl?"
Dr. Gillett: "Ever play golf?''
Dr. Richmond: "~ o, when ver I walk, I alway go
ome-where."
3Jnkts
Patient (after turning on his signal after receiving his tray) : "I want a spoon."
Mi s Klingner: "\Veil, this is no place for me."
If ome day I beam on you And gently squeeze your hand,
It's 'cau e you've proved attractive to
My pituitary gland.
And if I whi per in your ear, "1/[ong ro e you're my bud,"
It' not becau e I love you, dear;
It's adrenalin in my blood.
And if I trust you ,,·ith my life
And pen you throbbing lines;
Don't think I "·ant you for a wife,
I ju t lack vitamines .
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• Ji \Veidman, after warning the la s again t breaking ther-mom ter a they co t fift) ce1_1t. continued the le on thu : "If a hild should Lr aka thermom ter in it· mouth what would you do?"
~Ji H nder on: " oak him fifty cent .·•
\,\'hen a man is ick at horn hi wife put a mu tard pla ter on hi. ch . t and talks t him of hi. liYer and other unplea ant ubjects, thu making hi head ache.
\Yhen a man is i k in the hospital, a crodde in white cap and
apron bathe hi. face gently, look into hi eye and talk to him of Arterio- 'cler . i and make hi· heart ache.
1 r .. v\ ills: "Shall ""e continue the cough medicin for the baby?''
Dr. Mahon y: "Ye·, the
uauy
doesn't need it, but it w n't hurt it and we will give it for the mental ff ct on the mother."\i hat a funny little thing
J\ frog are.
1\in't got no tail Almost hardly.
\ hen he ho1 he jump, i\ncl when he jump he it On the littl tail
\Vhat he ain't got
]most hardly.
(\ ell th pace i filled, anyway.)
Mr. Ca ey: "I n't yer hu·band better yet?''
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Murphy: "Oh ·ure, he· all right, but he can't go back to work yet becau·e he'· got some medicine left over that he' got to stay home to u e."3Jokrn
Miss \Veidman- "l\lis J ark you may de cribe the throat." Miss Spa1·ks-"The throat contains the ton il ; there i one on each side of the throat between the anteriO!" and posterio1· po. t."
l\1i Hare- "Ho,,· dare you tip your hat when I don't know you?"
Gay young man-"J didn't."
l\fi Hare- "You dare tand there and ay that:'" Gay young man- " ure, it isn't my hat."
Mis Klingner's evening prayer: "i'J ow I lay me clown to re t, Before I take tomorrnw's test.
If I houlcl die before I wake,
Thank hea,·en, I'll have no test to take."
Miss Mus. ey- "I just got hold of a piece of tender meat." Mis Ros - "Impos ible !"
'.Wiss :\1us ey-"Ye , I bit my lip."
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I wish I was a \Vhittier, a Steven on or Burns,
I wouldn't write of hill and brooks, or mossy banks of ferns; I wouldn't write of rolling seas or mountains towering high; But I would sing of chocolate cake and good old cherry pie, And best of all the food there is, beyond the slightest doubt
Is jam and bi cuits that we get when Hanner makes the menus out.
Some doctor write their chart· when due; Some when overdue,
Some never do.
How do you do, old chap, how do you do?
O,GOSH,GOLO H! I never grow weary
Thinking of you, dear heart, Your voice, like water falling Softly
In the summer
woods-Your hands
Like pale, delicate butterflies-The curls of hair
Blown softly about your face, Making of you a young phrodite, I adore
you-
But-For heaven's sake, either buckle up or take off tho e goloshe , I
cannot stand them any longer.
Found on one of Dr. Hanford' treatment charts: •
"Irrigate wound through tube with small afety pin." Just how Dr. Hanford expected to do it, we don't know.
Dr. Allen: "Say, Van, how do you keep your engine cool?" Dr. Vanderhoof: " trip the gears."
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She used to wed him for better or ·worse,For ,voe or for happine ;
But now, with her eye on the gentleman' purse,
She takes him for more or for less.
Miss Rhode -"My, but this chicken is tough." Miss Doyle-"Yes, it is a Plymouth Rock."
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-We have knO\\·n the warm hand-clasp of friends who were true;
We have shared in their pleasltres, and wept with them, too;
We have heard the gay laughter which sweeps away care
And none of the comrades \1·e've made could we spare; And should this be all, we could say ere we go,
Training School days are worth while, just such friendships to know.
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